How I bricked by new Lenovo

I did it, I finally bought a laptop computer. I’m not writing this on the new laptop, and this is the reason and my journey. I have been a full time Linux user for over the course of a decade, and part time for another ten. The last 10 years or so things have been mostly free from troubles. As a laptop I have been using an Asus UX31A, and it has been rock stable with almost no problems.